2008 OSI Network Fairness Model

In the interest of maintaining fair internetworking for all, here is a new layered networking model for the next generation tubes implementation, which ensures that those who actually own all the content you have been stealing are fairly compensated, and those with a bad attitude about that are smartened up.

The OSI Network Fairness Model [2008]
	Data unit	Layer	Function
Host layers	Data	7. Application	Network process to application
		6. Presentation	Data representation and encryption
		5. Session	Interhost communication
	Segment	4. Transport	End-to-end connections and reliability (TCP)
Enforcement sub-layers	Meaning, Gist, Intellectual Content	3a. Clone Redirect	Clone and redirect to any requesting enforcement agency or paying commercial service (police, intelligence services, credit reporting agency, telemarketing companies etc.)
		3b. Delay, Drop, Mangle	Delay, Drop or Mangle packets of competing services, especially but not limited to untariffed VOIP, online advertising and vindaloo take away
		3c. Automated Copyright Management	Detect any electronic use and directly debit semi-random users savings account
		3d. Automated Litigation Commencement	File suit with over reaching damage claims based on faulty evidence in wrong jurisdictions against minors, the dead, pets and people who don't know how to use computers.
		3e. Attitude Adjustment	Trigger one or more of the above filters if user's attitude is not favourable
Media layers	Packet/Datagram	3. Network	Path determination and logical addressing (IP)
	Frame	2. Data link	Physical addressing (MAC & LLC)
	Bit	1. Physical	Media, signal and binary transmission

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