In the interest of maintaining fair internetworking for all, here is a new layered networking model for the next generation tubes implementation, which ensures that those who actually own all the content you have been stealing are fairly compensated, and those with a bad attitude about that are smartened up.
The OSI Network Fairness Model [2008] | |||
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Data unit | Layer | Function | |
Host layers |
Data | 7. Application | Network process to application |
6. Presentation | Data representation and encryption | ||
5. Session | Interhost communication | ||
Segment | 4. Transport | End-to-end connections and reliability (TCP) | |
Enforcement sub-layers |
Meaning, Gist, Intellectual Content | 3a. Clone Redirect | Clone and redirect to any requesting enforcement agency or paying commercial service (police, intelligence services, credit reporting agency, telemarketing companies etc.) |
3b. Delay, Drop, Mangle | Delay, Drop or Mangle packets of competing services, especially but not limited to untariffed VOIP, online advertising and vindaloo take away | ||
3c. Automated Copyright Management | Detect any electronic use and directly debit semi-random users savings account | ||
3d. Automated Litigation Commencement | File suit with over reaching damage claims based on faulty evidence in wrong jurisdictions against minors, the dead, pets and people who don't know how to use computers. | ||
3e. Attitude Adjustment | Trigger one or more of the above filters if user's attitude is not favourable | Media layers |
Packet/Datagram | 3. Network | Path determination and logical addressing (IP) |
Frame | 2. Data link | Physical addressing (MAC & LLC) | |
Bit | 1. Physical | Media, signal and binary transmission |
Thanks to Wikipedia for OSI Model
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